They Try To Trick Me. Like, ALL The Time.

So, getting into the groove of the workplace! And these kids- sheesh. Too cute, too cute. I'm sure people following me on Twitter are ready to kill me, because my account has become a daily "what happened at work today" kinda thing. To be fair, you had to be there to absorb the hilarity of the situation, but I try to make it work. I doo eet fer yooh.

But I'm liking it so far. Everyday there's a story to tell. Just today, 2 Scandinavian girls tried to scam me outta 20 bucks. Angelic faces, but woohoohoo, watch out. And the other day I was on recess duty and two little boys came up to me and said:

"Excuse me? That boy over there? He...he came up to us and said that our favourite colour....is PINK....and we told him NO IT WASN'T but he still says that we like PINK."

And they look up at me with the saddest faces evar.

By the time I walked over to where they were pointing, the bully had run away, so I had to tell them that if anyone was mean to them again they should come see me and they nodded earnestly and said "OK!" before running off.

And then there was that one time where I had like a half hour long conversation with a boy about Bigfoot.

You just wanna squish all of them with LURVE.

Aaanyway.

OH YEAH, IT'S MAH BURFDAY TODAY.



Alhamdulillah, I feel truly blessed that I made it this far without being tooooo tooooo screwed up. I mean, you know. I have issues. But we all do. My cat is licking my jeans. Wait, what.

No.

Thank you?

Yes.

...what was I talking about?...